Too drunk for wards.

[cygninae]

[After Reid & Xavier make a run for it.]

We're not dead

But also we're not coming back so like good luck being grounded forever

Comments

[solveforx]

just another fun filled day at good ole ~MACUSA~

i got punched but i'm good

[jijmjr]

Why does everything fun happen when I'm not around?

[bambae]

lmao

[cecaelian]

That's a surprisingly chipper punch report.

Did you deserve it?

[solveforx]

I DID NOT

but apparently the jury is still out

[cecaelian]

Should we hold a trial? What evidence do you have in your defense?

[solveforx]

definitely a trial

the evidence is my sweet face marred by this bruise.
how could anyone ever do this to me???

nah it's cool tho sy was pissed cuz he thought i didn't know who reid was

[cecaelian]

Well that does sound like a tragedy. Everyone knows how extremely fragile you are.

I had no idea Sy was so concerned with Reid's popularity. Maybe a PSA is in order.

[solveforx]

yeah i cry way too much it's embarrassing

sy's [...] he was just worried about reid [...] i'd probably get i've gotten real mad when i thought someone was messin with my friends before

donno if i'd PUNCH THEM tho

maybe a dance-off

how is your spring break???? find any crowns? i will get you one if i see a good one but it's late and there are no hat stores open

[cecaelian]

If you want a dance-off, try offending Casey instead.

Not nearly as eventful as yours, but we did crash a college party in Myrtle Beach. And I might be co-parenting a hermit crab with Nia. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

That's okay. The best crowns are the ones you have to fight for, so keep your eyes open. (I'm kidding. Don't actually try to mug someone for a crown.)