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I have never before been faced with this many faces staring back at me in various states of decoration. I can't decide if it's impressive or terrifying.

I lean towards impressive only because it's only been a day and there are so many.

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Just you wait, little buddy. This is just the beginning of the first week.

I can believe it. And might I say, your posters are my favorite so far.

Edited (random icon fail) 2017-04-05 05:36 (UTC)

Oh, Milo, you flatterer. Feed my ego, I love it.

My hand still hurts from cutting out all those fucking stencils.

I have been told I have a gift, it's true.

It was worth it, though. I can't look away from those little green faces.

It makes me KIND OF JEALOUS I can't run???? :( What do you say, Greer, MILO AND MICAH FOR PROM PRINCES '15???????

Are you sure you want to run with me? I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT SPARKLE CHARMS.

But I'm totally down. I've always wanted to be a prince.

We have a year, man!!!! Get a BATTLE PLAN together, and by the time prom rolls around, we'll crush the competition!!!!!

....I mean UNLESS we both have girlfriends, then we'll just be bitter prom rivals :((

Edited 2017-04-05 05:58 (UTC)

I'm voting for Milo.

But Calviiiiiiiin :(((

Cole would vote for me!

I have to live with Milo.

~~If Cole asked I'd—~~ [...] I would probably do it. Merlin.

What a glowing endorsement of my character, Calvin. I am touched.

Should I have phrased it as Ribbonfin solidarity?

Both are acceptable options. My appreciation remains unchanged.

[...]

Okay I know I keep sounding like I'm being sarcastic and I'm not sure how to stop. I'M BEING SINCERE.

I sympathise. I have a similar problem.

At last, someone understands my pain.

It's the burden of having a dry sense of humour.

Your first mistake was being sincere.

I will file this suggestion away in my 'He May Be Right' folder.

Thank you. I feel respected.

It's my job as a prefect to make sure every voice is heard and opinion validated.

Also you really may be right.

Skills like these are why they pay you the big bucks.

"May be" is perfectly non-committal. Now, I feel respected and impressed. (Sincerely.)

I feel like now I should be getting some kind of raise.

Your sincerity is noted and appreciated. I'll try not to disappoint in the future.

How do you know??? Cole is my roomie.

Because Cole is my DUDE. He was my roomie at Ilvermorny before he was your roomie, and that kind of love NEVER DIES!!!!

But maybe Cole and I have forged a new love that transcends all other bonds! YOU DON'T KNOW OUR LOVE

For the record, I will be vaguely uncomfortable if you two start competing for my boyfriend's affections and/or vote.

Your potential discomfort is definitely noted and filed away in my 'Avoid' folder.

I suppose that's an example of why you were made prefect.

Right? Sometimes the signs come out without my consciously having to force it. The teachers might know what they're doing after all.

[...] I'm not really good at battle plans? But I'll see what I can do!

What is a good battle plan for this anyway??

Also, I feel like you might be more on track to that outcome than me, so. We'll probably be rivals :(

I find it to be a little on the strange side of things.

It is definitely strange. It's like they're watching us at all times.

Being watched makes me super uncomfortable, I don't know about you.

Considering people have to literally stare at me to even know what I'm saying, I've grown pretty desensitized to it.

But yeah there's still that lingering weirdness at being stared at all the time in the back of my mind. Especially if they're just looking to look.

That makes sense.

Maybe you should just tell yourself people are looking because they think you're hot and then flauuuunt it!

Who me?? I doubt it. But it is a nice thought.

Why don't you do the same then, hmmm???

Yes, you! Don't doubt me and my skills, I know everything.

Because I'm too awkward for my own good and just know better.

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