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[imnotlistening]

Friendly neighborhood PSA: The wrist straps on the Wiimotes do, as it turns out, serve a purpose. Apparently they are not just for easier swinging around of the controller. 

(Probably) unrelated note: Xavier Lewis is a boss who should not blame himself for his boss-like behavior.

(Not really) unrelated note: I still won 

Comments

[solveforx]

Aw, thanks dude.

And yeah you did. Cleaned up, honestly.

[imnotlistening]

It was an intense game, man. There's no time to think in such situations. No blame to be had here.

I know that was your strategy for distraction and I'm sorry I wasn't more susceptible for it.

Cole has no idea what Milo is talking about. ♥

[colemoss]

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congratulations??

Cole is the most precious of babies, honestly

[imnotlistening]

Thanks, Cole.

I'm sorry if I got any blood on the floor. Mufferaw patched me up pretty good but there was still some on my clothes.

[colemoss]

blood?? are you ok, milo??

[imnotlistening]

Oh I'm fine. Just a little Just Dance accident.

[ferdie]

As all of our mothers try to take us out of Gaming, Gooseberry's most violent sport.

Seriously, are you ok?

[imnotlistening]

Right? Although my mom would just tell me to find ice and stop the blood and go on with my day.

I'm good, I swear.

[insightfulness]

OH MILO :( WHAT HAPPENED?

[imnotlistening]

It was a rogue wiimote, Bianca. AVENGE ME.

[insightfulness]

Do you want me to beat up Xav? I COULD DO IT!

[imnotlistening]

Oh man. That is tempting. BUT NO. Zav didn't mean it.

I feel like the wiimote had it in for me all along because I was winning.

[insightfulness]

I know, I know. I'm just kidding.

But wouldn't the wiimote WANT you to win??

[cmdrchloe]

Oh no!! Is everyone okay??

[imnotlistening]

We're fine. Mostly because I STILL WON.

But no, really. We're good.

[cmdrchloe]

Are you sure? I broke my TV that way once!

[orangepip]

Are you okay, Milo??

[imnotlistening]

I'm fine, Pippa. Thank you! My mom taught me all about simple first aid, but not so much on how to make it not hurt.

[orangepip]

The hurting part is the worst! I guess maybe ice or a cold washcloth would help?

[keepsmovin]

Did you get a bloody nose? Because if you did, you need to tilt your head forwards, not back. I learned that the hard way.

[imnotlistening]

I did. And I did. My mom is a doctor, she drills so much pointless knowledge into me.

I bet she and plaid dad would get along real well.