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[Warded to Hazel]

HAZEL HAZEL HAZEL, my shining light, my morning sun, my sparkling wit, I need you to tell me who the CUTEST BOY in our year is. I'm about to make a ward to all of them and I'll try to entrap one of them for Hazel smooches!!!!!!

....well I mean OBVIOUSLY the cutest one is me, so give me your second cutest. Or like, a TOP 5????

[Warded to Ree]

Do you think I come on TOO STRONG???

[Warded to Sophomore Boys]

Alright gentlemen, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!!! And by again I mean THE FIRST TIME because obv this is the first time we've ever worried about this because WHO THE HECK worries about prom dates in freshman year???? Like bizarrely precocious people, that's who. And now I kind of ruined my own joke but ANYWAY

PROM DATE PANIC!!!!

I fiiiiiinally have my list narrowed down to three and I'm CROWDSOURCING FOR OPINIONS because this is a tough choice, my dudes. There are WAY too many cute people in the school. But I was thinking:
HAZEL KEATING
PROS: mega hot, very bendy, great at backflips, hilarious, clever, low stress, likes to punch me

CONS: Like... none??? She's perfect???? Guys, seriously, WHY have none of you asked her out yet?????

CASH HOLCOMB
PROS: cute face, cutting wit, ~~I have a big stupid crush,~~ good taste in candy, keeps threatening to wear a tuxedo shirt

CONS: I've asked him like TWICE already and I'm preeeeetty sure three times is getting into ""RESTRAINING ORDER"" territory. :(

GABI FLORES
PROS: the most beautiful girl in sophomore year, really sweet, great to spend time with, I already have two Coppertales on this list so I should PROBABLY someone who's actually nice

CONS: Someone's probably asked her already??? Bash my buddy CONFIRM/DENY

VOTE NOW!!!!!

OH YEAH AND LIKE I should probably ask you guys who you're going to prom with???? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PROM WITH??????

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it's not BASHING. i'm just saying, nobody's gonna ask gabi to prom for real if they think she's going with me. and that's not fair. she should have a real date.

This is SERIOUSLY my problem too. It's like for some reason just because me and Hazel like to make out in the hallways, people think we're dating????? I have to fix this, Bash. I have to find her a CUTE SINGLE BOY.

i mean, i GET how holding hands all the time and my constantly calling her gorgeous and my main lady MIGHT be a bit confusing. but - well, she IS. and i don't want to stop doing those things, cause that's just mean to HER. but she totally deserves boys to like her because she's awesome and pretty as fuck and totally likeable?

so's hazel, really. she's funny as hell and SUPER sharp. like, in the witty way AND in the totally willing to deck a dude way? unfortunately i am WAY better at girls than i am at boys, which is useless both to gabi AND to myself. and now to you. which, sorry dude.

I will raise a hand here. I totally thought that was the definition of dating too.

just because i love her doesn't mean i'm dating her.

They think you're dating cause you act like you're dating and also when I tried to ask her she was like "I'll probs go with Micah" YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR BEING CONFUSED