A large poster is stuck up in the lodge before dinner.

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SENIORS WE WILL MISS MOST:

1. Faye Turner
   • One time she stepped on my shoe and crushed my big toe so hard it bruised. She might be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.


2. Damon Evercreech
   • If he had arrived at school even like a few months earlier, we'd definitely be betrothed by now. (PS: does anyone know where in England he's from? Or even like his address??? If you do, write it on this poster, I'll come look at it later.)


3. Sun-mi Choi
   • It was so brave when she ripped open her shirt in front of all the teachers. Ribbonfin will lead the revolt against school uniforms! DOWN WITH CONFORMITY! WE HAVE A RIGHT TO INDIVIDUAL EXPRESSION!


4. Ryan Hertz
   • He has the second nicest hair in the senior Azurcrest boys' dorm, but he never once puked on my shoes, WHICH MAKES HIM MY FAVORITE.

SENIORS WE WILL MISS LEAST:

1. Wilhelmina Tran
   • I told her that I loved her and she just turned and stared at me, and said "Who are you?"


2. Isaiah Covington
   • HE RUINED MY SHIP. CASEY AND JACOB WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOUL MATES, I TOOK THIS RELATIONSHIP QUIZ FOR THEM THAT PROVES IT!!! [OOC: Taped to the poster there is a relationship compatibility quiz from Seventeen magazine that someone filled out for Casey/Jacob.]


3. Leonardo Fiori
   • I heard a rumor he cast an evil curse on Coppertale and Ribbonfin. He's definitely a Dark Wizard who used his horrible powers to win prom king and the Quidditch cup.


4. Ty Hawkeswood
   • ALL. SQUIRRELS. HAVE. RABIES. TY HAWKESWOOD HAS RABIES.

Comments

Ty

[tyhawkeswood]

Ty's delighted and amused by this accusation and spends part of the day chasing freshman around as a bad, terrible, definitely rabid squirrel.

Ty

[quinning]

Quinn refuses to kiss Ty in public for the duration of the day, loudly insisting "You told me about your conjoined twin but not the rabies?!"