Well if we look at this logically

nobody can hate you so this was obvs not personal Bc you cool

It was probs a ribbonfin upset bout yesterday’s game, because this school takes nothing more generically personal than quidditch.

wanna punch a tree or a freshman or this unbreakable glitter balloon I [...] found on the ground? It can’t pop, but if it does, you’re covered in glitter and that’s cool too.