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Fun Fact 1: Not all moose are ancient forest gods. And they become incensed when mistaken for them!

Fun Fact 2: Regular moose are afraid of Periculum. Thank you, Lach. You're a literal lifesaver, yeah?

Fun Fact 3: Ferdinand Ayers is actually descended from European royalty and, as such, is genetically predisposed to making an excellent prom king. Vote Ferdie!

[Big Fish]

I'm helping!

[Lachlan]

That was really some quick thinking out there, you know.

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Yancey, if you die with eight weeks left on the clock and ruin my perfect record I'm going to take so many points from your corpse.

[Big Fish]
But thank you for helping. We need all hands on deck here.

Now's as good a time as any to take up necromancy!!

[Big Fish]
We're going to put a fish on the throne. Or [...] in a crown. [...] A crown on a fish.

~~Please don't say th~~ I'm not. You'd already made it to a tree. I just kept you from being stranded for a while.

[Yancey]

[...] That's not how the books say you should deal with a moose at all.

I've started a list. Have you started a list?

I started one when I tried to get him on the ballot last year.

Put me to work, Rosy!

Care to elaborate?

I'm not in Divination but I foresee a lot of gluing in our immediate futures.

How well do you think it would go over if I paid some Quidditch players to fly a banner with Ferdie's face on it at the next game?

No more googley eyes. Please. I'll do anything.

So modest. That moose was practically chomping at the bit to eat me, eh?

[Lachlan]
Who ever learned anything from a book?

Stationary eyes just don't have the same pop, though.

I'd do it for free, you know?

Please no one else pet the moose.

Please no one help.

We're in good shape then. I'll be in the library putting "Vote for Ferdie!" cards in all the books until we've gathered enough crafting supplies to really do this justice.