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[graysanatomyforkids]

I shouldn't have to tell you assholes not to eat experimental medical foam but here I am telling you not to eat experimental medical foam.

Comments

[holdmyearrings]

Okay but what if we did.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Side Effects May Include:

• Cramping
• Discomfort in throat, lungs and stomach
• Loss of Appetite
• Visual and Auditory Hallucinations
• Nausea
• Vomitting
• Manic Episodes
• Death

[taxation_is_theft]

how manic are the manic episodes tho

like are they worth it or nah

[foxpaws]

I thought you'd be into survival of the fittest.

[holdmyearrings]

Thaaaaaat just sounds like a challenge.

[ashworthless]

It would break your teeth.

[browbeats]

I can't believe no one ate it the other day.

[uponawire]

You should make it look less appetizing, then.

[magitechnically]

I agree.

[graysanatomyforkids]

I suppose you have to weigh the pros and cons of a 5 minute long manic episode over being permanently dead.

[browbeats]

This is basically a trial run for his first lawsuit.

[magitechnically]

[graysanatomyforkids]

It also makes your boobs tinier.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Not when I could potentially be held liable.

[holdmyearrings]

Oh my gooooooooood you're so full of shit.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Eh, right now? I think it's juuuuust chewy enough that you might just wear them down.

[taxation_is_theft]

k can you list the pros and cons to that so I can weigh them

[graysanatomyforkids]

I have too much faith in our peers.

[graysanatomyforkids]

I'm going to have to do a focus group to find out what actually isn't appetizing. I think a few kids at this school will put anything in their mouth if it fits.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Mostly, it's cons.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Not about this. [...] Well, not about the probable death part.

[browbeats]

Didn't know you considered anyone here your peer.

[ashworthless]

That's reassuring. Tooth replacement's a bitch.

[graysanatomyforkids]

Feeling magnanimous today.

[winterbottom]

Oh my GOD I just LICKED it