This is a promposal ya'll

[of_mice_and_men]

[At approximately 3:00 pm, directly after Potions, an obnoxiously tall freshman approaches Salem Wagonblast as soon as he leaves the potions classroom. In his hands, he carries a box. As soon as he reaches Salem, just outside the doorway, a trumpet toots and he opens the box. Inside of the box are twelve donuts. Five donuts in the middle spell out the word Prom, question mark. The freshman pauses, allows Salem time to read what is written on the lid of the box. I DONUT want to go to Prom without YOU. And then the freshman closes the box, pulls out the world's smallest umbrella, opens it, hands it to Salem, and manually showers Salem with confetti. It would appear that he has some kind of confetti hose up his shirt sleeve, and an inability to aim it anywhere near accurately, but he's doing his best and still making the hand motions, as if he's throwing actual confetti at Salem from his own two hands.

Then the freshman hands Salem the box of donuts, bows, a trumpet toots in the distance again and he makes his exit. The poor kid can't work out how to actually turn off the confetti hose up his shirt sleeve, so he continues to shower confetti, as he makes his leave, all the way until he turns a corner. And since he's still leaking confetti, he never actually stops doing the hand motions, so this freshman basically just jazz hands his way out of sight.


This was definitely worth the thirty quid Eve paid the kid.]