Essie's not intentionally being contrary, but sharks seem like WAY more real and dangerous to her than meteorites in her Lucky Charms. Which she also absolutely doesn't question the validity of eating outdoors. She stretches across Jeffy and waves her hands around as she spins a totally ridiculous theory. "Okay, but what if you like cast like a REVERSE Bubble-Head Charm on the shark AND built it like a super cool flying contraption. And like MAYBE added a saddle so you and all your varmint friends could ride around on it??? Like THEN you could be a GANG of SHARK RIDING no good CANDY rustlers???"