[2025]

[soundscaped]

Oh god of course it's on Friday the 13th

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[useyournoggin]

You're psyching yourself out already???

[soundscaped]

Realism.

[bubblewrapped]

As long as there's no spooky moon phase shit going on we'll be fine.

[...]

Is there going to be spooky moon phase shit?

[ashworthless]

To double jinx things: how bad could this be, really?

[soundscaped]

Oh my god we're going to have to put up with another anonymous post aren't we

[soundscaped]

There could be a cash bar

[bubblewrapped]

I can't wait to replace "Which couples should break up?" with "Which couples are overpaying on their rent?"

[ashworthless]

That’s a dark place to immediately go.

[useyournoggin]

Did you find something good to wear?

[soundscaped]

"Who has the most fulfilling work/family life balance?"

[soundscaped]

I am unafraid to face our darkest timelines.

[soundscaped]

Might as well wear pajama pants, I want to die comfortably.

[bubblewrapped]

It's hard to express how much I've missed Dogs In Quidditch discourse.

[ashworthless]

It won’t happen. They have to trick us into donating to their institute by getting us drunk. Keep the faith.

[soundscaped]

Now we can take it to the professional level. Canada could have stood a chance in the last World Cup if they had been bold enough to put in that pug.

[soundscaped]

I wonder if the only bartender in the wizarding world will be there.

[useyournoggin]

You're not just some loser anymore, Austin. You're supposed to be a music critic. At least pretend to be cool.

[soundscaped]

What do you mean pret I am a cr [...] I'm going to take offense to that if we live.

I'm wearing shoes, what more do you people want?

[nothalfplaid]

I have to agree.

[nothalfplaid]

Naturally.

[quickbuck]

Just ignore her and she goes away eventually.

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[...] She knows my email, I'll never be free.

[quickbuck]

She can get into my office whenever she wants to. You just have to commit to the bit.

[soundscaped]

Okay but if she starts crying I'm gonna crack.

[quickbuck]

Those are crocodile tears.

[soundscaped]

Crying crocodiles are probably more dangerous.

[quickbuck]

Wear pajamas to the reunion.