[2025]

[lilipad]

Who's gonna let me hold their BABY?!

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[phin]

You're supposed to support me in my art.

[sovain]

I do but this is supposed to be used by Gemma

[phin]

Baby safe, I swear. We've been without incident for thirty days.

[sovain]

Oh you're keeping track now

[phin]

It's a solid number we can indicate when asked how this parenting thing's going.
"Oh, we've no idea really, but no incidents in a month, so you tell us." You see.

[sovain]

And when they ask what the last incident was?

[phin]

Anyone could forget a diaper bag on the roof of a taxi.

[sovain]

That doesn't count, it wasn't an actual baby accident

[phin]

It felt like an incident. That diaper bag cost more than it had any right to cost.

And I don't want to talk about Gemma's first haircut, if that's what you're referring to.

[sovain]

It only cost that much because we had to have the one that would fit her entire life in it.

No, I'm talking about the time I fell asleep while feeding her

[phin]

That's what magic is for.

That was not an incident. It was a picturesque moment, since I noticed straightaway. So there.

[sovain]

If there's a photo of that somewhere I will kill you

[phin]

Play Bowie at my funeral, then.