In your cabin's defense it's actually only 40% unstable; that 40% just happens to be very, very loud. And opinionated. And wrong most of the time. ... I love you guys but I still have no idea how you deal with it 24/7 without the gorious catharsis provided by ultra-violent sports.

Well. That's shit. As excited as I would have been to finally get you out for a "real" game, I think you're right. Park would probably have thrown you over his shoulder and hauled you off the ice.