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More Advice Column Shenanigans

Below are the questions I received, as promised (a little late). I was impressed at the lack of troll comments… so I’m giving you the gift of question #1. It’s not going to be published except in this form – feel free to answer publicly.

I've set up separate sections to respond for each question to keep the replies warded to me so I can select what should be published. Remember that responses will, ultimately, NOT be anonymous. I was planning on having a smaller column but I was also anticipating less serious questions so – let’s just go with everything I received.

On a side note... I hope everyone is recovering alright from yesterday.

Comments

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1) What do you do if you are TOO FABULOUS?

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2) What if you don't want to be magical? Is there a going back? Can you just go fuck this I'm out and go back to a normal life? Is that a thing that can happen?

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3) How do you go from being friends with a boy to actually being his girlfriend?

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4) How do you find where you belong?

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5) What's the best way of dealing with bullies?

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6) What if you miss Amortentia day, or more specifically, feeling really liked?

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7) How do I learn to cope with the fact that free will is an illusion?

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8) How do you break an addiction to an inanimate object that has nothing at all to do with emotional problems?

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Enjoy your life of not giving a fuck and stop overcompensating through a meaningless search for validation.

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You can do whatever you want. Ultimately no one has control over your life but you, so go live your dumb dream!

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Woman up and talk to him.

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Nobody actually knows the answer to this question, and anyone who tries to answer it is lying to themselves and you.

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Either fight back or ignore them, depending on the type.

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Maybe you should ask yourself the reason why you miss that so much. Is it because you don't like yourself?

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You don't.

Also, what an insightful question.

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A ten step program or something? Just fucking deciding to stop? It takes twenty eight days to break a habit. Something like that.

If that's not possible, then you're kidding yourself if you think there's nothing emotional about it.

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lol don't even bother just give into it

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what if you MISSED AMORTENTIA DAY altogether? quit rubbing it in.

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Flirt with them. ♥

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... DUH.

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go up to him and tell him that you want to be more than friends

be like

"hey guy i think your hot and we should get down" and he'll be like "yeah" but if he's like "nah" then back off

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decide you belong and fuckin do it

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punch them in the face

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make them join some bullshit clubs

THIS IS WEIRDLY TOUCHING

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