gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Today is the bake sale, and I suggest all of you in withdrawal go to the cafeteria this afternoon and show your appreciation for everyone's efforts and restraint. There is sure to be something that you will enjoy. We have many talented students who have been working hard on these pastries, cookies, pies, and cakes.

Cecil, you are officially released from my tyrannical baked goods embargo. Thank you for your cooperation. You are a very indulgent friend.

Furthermore, Leo is very quick, and unfortunately skilled at catching Christmas thieves. At least Saira escaped with her prize.

[Warded to Wes]

You have an invitation to my brother's wedding, if it does not sound like torture to you. I have a feeling you might not enjoy it, so I thought I would ask you before I included you in any larger wards ruining my brother's surprise.

But it would be fun if you came. The more people I like to talk to, the less likely I am to ruin the wedding by killing him.

[Warded to Tabitha]

Hello, Tabitha. I hope you are well. I wanted to ask, can I bring Leonardo Fiori to your party as my date?

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I still can't believe you would do that to us.

I can.

Why does he hold so much contempt for Azurcrest, Kramer? Why??

Ah, I've been looking forward to this. Thank you, Event Committee, for all your hard work. I know several people in Ribbonfin who are going to be appreciating these delicious desserts.

He got a taste of what Azurcrest regularly enjoys after Cecil delivered all those treats to Coppertale. It filled him with envy and he was determined to blueball us out of spite.

Ramirez is mad with power. ("Cakeblocked" was an obvious choice.)

It was just business, Quinn.

You're ruthless.

I was inspired by watching Chris and Robin consume a whole pie in under ten minutes. I saw the power Cecil's baking has over people.

You amongst them, yes? I need you to contribute, Ravi.

Thank you.

AND YOU CHOSE TO HARNESS MY SWEET HONEYBEE'S POWER FOR YOURSELF. TO BUILD YOUR BAKE SALE EMPIRE.

Of course, of course. I could never resist the opportunity to buy a dozen pastries just so everyone else can eat them.

[Rafael]
I'm planning a party for only the senior Ribbonfins, so a cake will be very useful. I don't know if it's going to help all this tension... maybe it won't. But I can't take standing by anymore.

I willingly took part in the tyrannical baked goods embargo, Rafael. You don't have to release me. [...] I am glad it's over, though.

Glad to do my part. Christmas thieves are among the most cunning and dangerous of criminals, it's a problem.

He is his own man, he could have said no. I should, perhaps, call him a co-conspirator?

If you don't eat several for yourself, we are no longer friends. You know how I feel about all this self-sacrificing you do.

[Ravi]
People are always kinder when they are not hungry, I guess.

You mean the tension between Tabitha and Anuhea, though? You knew that tension was inevitable the second the word 'party' crossed your mind. You need to accept that the party will be uncomfortable, or pick a side and exclude one of them.

[...]

You couldn't hear that so I'll write it out:

GASP!!!!!

You're corrupting my honeybee!!! Or....... perhaps...... you just helped to unlock another side of him that he possessed this entire time.

I am playing into peoples' expectations of me. But yes, from one sneaky colleague and equal participant to another, thank you, Cecil.

Under ten minutes was impressive though, wasn't it

Now that's fucking team work. Didn't even need fucking words

You are keeping this terrible menace under control. (I am the menace, just ask Quinn and Levi.)

Very impressive.

I was mostly glad no one choked, though.

A pie dictator and a Christmas thief. I believe it.

I'm gonna refrain from the obvious sex joke ~~because it feels wrong making it toward you~~

But we are willing to give an encore today

Didnt even need fucking forks neither.

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