jijmjr: (+ laughing. black background.)
Jesse Iain James McBride Jr. 🍺 ([personal profile] jijmjr) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh 2016-12-14 01:40 pm (UTC)

I'm not that difficult to trick. Can I have a less phallic fruit, though?

Your puny hockey sticks would snap in my mighty hands like kindling for I am A MOUNTAIN AMONG MEN. Six whole feet of rock hard muscle. As unscalable as Everest.

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