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[cygninae]

Sy, the roster's wrong. You messed it up.

I didn't even try for chaser.

004;

[postmodern.insanejournal.com]

Why is "amazeballs" written by my name on the Quidditch roaster?

(no subject)

[alapai.insanejournal.com]

Roster day. Ribbonfin chaser again.

[Diego]

So, Tabitha and I had an awkward encounter.

(no subject)

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

We all pretty fucking much knew I was wowie already but does this mean I'm not goddamn adorable?

(no subject)

[dank.insanejournal.com]

I got "hot af" which is nice, but keeping my beater position is nicer! Bruiser and I can't wait to see you on the pitch, Ribbonfin!

(no subject)

[laaurel.insanejournal.com]

No fair
I want to be validated and told how cute I am out of nowhere for no reason too

Every extracurricular should have a roster for this very purpose tbh

Example: LARP
Rate my elf bard, Celestine of the Desolate Wastes

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[cecaelian]

You all get wowie zowies from me.

[Four]

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

I'm really looking forward to working with all of the people chosen for the Ribbonfin Cheer Squad! Even if someone saw fit to scribble all down the roster.

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[seekthrills.insanejournal.com]

[Warded to the Ebonhide Quidditch Team]

This is your "adorbz" Seeker checking in. I'm glad we all made it into the team. ARE WE READY TO WIN THE QUIDDITCH CUP YET????

I'm sorry I failed to catch that Snitch last year, I hope nobody remembers that but I blame the beaters

L.A.R.P.

[indiefolk]

The following is hung up in the middle of the night, right next to the Quidditch rosters, and is visible to all on Sunday morning.

L.A.R.P.

Beatrix Armstrong: UNSTOPPABLE
Ravinder Dhaliwal: HEARTBREAKER
Levi Kramer: BE STILL MY HEART
Irene Lovelace: BEAUTIFUL
Xavier Rosales: JAWLINE FOR DAYS
Laurel Templeton: WHOA MOMMA
Roxanne Barringer: HOT HOT HOT
Ursula de Luca: QUEEN
Chloe Shepherd: BRAINS AND BEAUTY
Gabriela Flores: QUE BONITA SONRISA (that beautiful smile)
Frances Noble: PUTS DISNEY PRINCESSES TO SHAME
(And so on and so forth for anyone else in LARP.)