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[dreamsofdragons]

On today's episode of "What Else Squonks Don't Like" "What New Things We Learn About Squonks", it has been discovered that attempting to place a bow on their heads so they'll look as fabulous as they are....also results in melting. It must imply they're not already pretty enough. 

Squonks and accessories do not mix, friends.

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[birdbrainy]

You know, in no-maj schools they have this project where they give you a bag of flour and ask you to pretend it's a baby for a week.

Here they ask you to imagine what it would be like if babies were so much  worse [...] more sensitive.

[Senior Ebonboys]

Sorry about the, uh, squonk stink getting tracked back. I didn't think about how much I liked the normal smell of my shoes until I couldn't remember what my shoes normally smelled like.

I'll just leave them outside until [...] graduation, probably, those shoes will never be the same again.

Around lunchtime

[jerras]

[Warded to Ribbonfin Senior Boys]

There are cupcakes in the cabin. Help yourselves.
[...]

Don't finish all of it.

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[potionz]

[sleepy, wobbly handwriting, semi-legible; someone's falling asleep in the library]


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[humansunshine]

I don't think my poor Squonk friend likes the stables very much. I wonder if we could bring them back to our cabins? Or would they be lonely without their other Squonk family?