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[browbeats]

[Sy]

Give me your schedule and I'll tell you exactly how many hours we're spending in the Artificing shed. We're getting this fucking project to a workable state before the Hogwarts game if it kills one of us.

And it better be you because I'm the one writing the presentation.

[Big Fish]

We're almost there guys. I want to thank you all for managing to survive this far into the year, for not getting expelled, for absolutely destroying at senior bonding and letting me act like supervising is definitely an integral part of making Big Fish Family Dinners work.

I know the new rules are [...] annoying, but hey, shouldn't be that hard if we've all been following the buddy system most of the year, right? Which we've all definitely been doing, including me. Also, if you really enjoy spending time in your campsite with your fellow fish, it's more than survivable, so we're better off than some people there. However, if, for any reason, you find yourself at another campsite or somewhere else on campus and you need an escort to get you back to Ribbonfin, and for literally any reason you do not want it to be a member of the staff, I am always on call. I care more about your safety than anything else, and I will drag Ferdie across the campus to bring you home from Ebonhide, or you'll get a convoy of Newt, a dog and myself to help lug all your books back from the library, or just any combination I can paste together at any given time.

Now, I have two questions: Who wants to plan one last Big Fish Family Bash before the end of the year? And who wants to be my new running buddy in the mornings? I get up disgustingly early and don't stop running until I'm exhausted, so I'll understand if there's a lot of you clamoring for this.