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[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

WHOOOO! Who's excited for Sophomore (/Frosh/Junior/Senior) year? THIS GIRL! It's going to be fantastic!

Anyway I missed you all except for those I didn't, let's get together and dish.




Ok so things we need to accomplish this year, mon ami:

1. Cute boys. All the cute boys.
2. Cute girls, too, for me.
3. YOU need to ask Dhaliwal out for SERIOUS it is your LAST CHANCE this year buddy, get on that.
4. I need to make out with Tremblay, and by 'make out' I mean 'round the bases' because whoooo boy, I'm into it.
5. Chat with the emblems because why not and also why did we not do that last year?
6. Pass, or something, I guess, whatever.

Comments

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Pretty sure we've already decided it's going to be fantastic.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

Now that's a brutal greeting. I'm impressed.

Calvin & Hobbs

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

You've wasted no time getting right down to business.

First off, YES, this year, I'll ask him out. I'll do something. I have to do something, otherwise he's going to leave and I'll never know. Except I do know there's no w I was going to say something negative, but I rescinded it, and saved you the trouble of having to yell at me.

As for Tremblay, you might have competition. Isn't he a bit of a flirt? Or maybe girls just like to flirt with him. He's unreasonably fit. You'd best move in soon, before some other girl convinces him to do something silly like be her committed boyfriend.

What do you want to ask the emblems? I need to double check that they put me in the right house. I'm going to make another one of my housemates cry again this year, and this time it'll actually be on accident.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

True. Very true.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Are you? Fab.

Re: Calvin & Hobbs

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Nope.

NO NEGATIVITY. You have your flaws, but you are adorable and awesome and he'd be lucky to have you.

One, competition doesn't bother me. Although you have a point. Woooorking on it! So far I have called him hot.

I dunno, something fun. Okay try not to do that maybe?

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

It's honest, I guess.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Well I missed more people than I didn't, for sure.

And I am ALWAYS honest if you didn't know that about me. Honesty is important.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

Noted...

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Except for the studying and working shit.

[riledup]

Did you say DISH?

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Why the ellipses?

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Eh. Even some of that I like.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

DISH.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Okay, true some of it isn't too bad.

[riledup]

Oh bish, let's dish. I need the cheat sheet on all the scandals that went down last year.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

My cabin or yours, gorgeous?

[riledup]

Get on over to my place, babe. Katya and I made a fort with our beds so no one can hear us giggle and whisper all night.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Yesssss on my way!

[dominant.insanejournal.com]

You gotta give me a couple more weeks, I got nothing to dish about unless you wanna hear me bitch about my bitch ass half sister who spent THE WHOLE SUMMER at my house like she owned the place.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

I mean, not really, but if it's all you've got...

[dominant.insanejournal.com]

She's just salty cuz my mom stole her dad. And you gotta call her Samantha and you're supposed to say it nice which I guess I can't do because she gave me shit every time. She doesn't like any of us but she stayed for three months instead of the two weeks she was supposed to, anyway, probably cuz she knows I hate her. She goes to Cornell and she thinks she's soooo smart, she just sits around arguing about the economy with my dad and smelling like crap. And she wouldn't pet Nads so I let her pee on her pillow.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Hey by any chance does Nads's pee smell like hotdogs? Because that would explain a lot.

[dominant.insanejournal.com]

Nope, just smells like pee. Better off smelling like free piss than stupidly expensive hotdog juice, anyway.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Huh. I'm still stumped, then.

Calvin & Hobbs

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

NO NEGATIVITY, right, right. He has to start seeing me as more than just a child. I grew a lot over the summer, and I'm pretty certain I'm noticeably taller than him now.

Ooh, creative. And what did he say?

I know, my new year's resolution was "Don't make anyone cry on accident, particularly if they didn't deserve it."

Calvin & Hobbs

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

I am sure we can make this happen.

Well, I mean, true, though. He said "nice." Eventually.

Really? Mine was, 'don't take Cal's sarcasm lying down.' Actually no it wasn't, I said that for effect.

[dominant.insanejournal.com]

It was damn near 800 dollar bottle of perfume that was supposed to smell like lightning (???) but smelled like hotdogs. Nothing to be stumped about, just her and everyone thinking a price tag makes something good.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Dude, if anything I'm even more stumped.

[dominant.insanejournal.com]

About what?

[cmdrchloe]

Not me...

Calvin & Hobbs

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

"Eventually"? What do you mean by that? Are you striking out?

Too bad, it's a good one.