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gooseberry's biggest loser ([personal profile] ulixes) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh 2017-02-03 02:43 am (UTC)

/found her calling as an ego-booster

Nothing wrong with having standards. I, for example, like my girls alive and well and at least as interesting as a two hour traffic jam. 1 in a million.

Wow. That sure explains my new bearskin rug. If only that bear hadn't erred so grossly. Might've saved itself a life in front of the fireplace. I've also got a necklace of its teeth, but I heard those've fallen out of fashion lately. Can't imagine why.

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