Ideally, you'd have a good night's sleep and pleasant dreams. Worst case scenario... you're trapped in horrific nightmares and you never wake up. [...] Or you grow gills. Oh, God. Should I experiment on mice first?

[Senior Ribbonfins]

It occurred very suddenly and somewhat beyond my control. Honestly, I'm still trying to decide if this is an early April Fool's joke. You would expect this kind of thing from Azurcrest.

[...] That's not honest at all, I'm making a bad joke. Yes, I have a boyfriend.