A guaranteed way to make Chris behave is to shame him. And how abruptly he loses that captain spot is a great motivator, mostly because he wasn't expecting it. He gets to dwell on not even being captain of a team for longer than a month. That's pathetic. He hadn't realized how much it had meant to him until they were out of the office. And he'd thrown it away to laugh at a sophomore. It doesnt seem worth it now.

"Shit," he agrees.