(ok this reminded me of a time when i was 11 i wanted to get GYM MEMBERSHIP but you had to be 12 so i lied and said i was but when they asked me my birthday i panicked and forgot the year i was born. long story short, i said i was 15.

i was already the shortest kid in the class at 11. the employee was very confused/concerned. fuck tha police tho b/c i SOLD that lie and ive been a YMCA member ever since.)