Ennis has even worse guns. When their picture is printed out, it's gonna be embarrassing. Still, he doesn't realize that photos get rid of the charm and so he flexes his arm as hard as he can, also hoping to will GUNS OF STEEL into existence. He's fairly strong, but fat is layered on top of (already unimpressive) muscle for underwhelming results.

Maybe they should just stick to duckfacing.

Yeah, Ennis is gonna try givin' the camera a headtoss and a sultry pout. MM, YEAH, WORK IT. THEY'RE GONNA LOOK SOOOOO GOOD.