Seeking a male student for Hazel to jump on instead of Ty (whoops). Must be:
❯ Drinkless (she'd feel bad, guys) ❯ Able to not collapse under the weight of Hazel Keating ❯ Willing to not kill Hazel Keating (look how cute she is?) ❯ Willing to not kill Ty Hawkeswood (who will laugh his ass off)
VOLUNTEER NEEDED
❯ Drinkless (she'd feel bad, guys)
❯ Able to not collapse under the weight of Hazel Keating
❯ Willing to not kill Hazel Keating (look how cute she is?)
❯ Willing to not kill Ty Hawkeswood (who will laugh his ass off)