Emboldened by all this anonymity, Penelope has been on a bit of a spree. She's talking with people and forgetting all the crap that has been going on, and generally having a good time. She's not thinking about when it all goes back to normal. She's just thinking about right now - and right now there's an impossibly attractive girl on the dance floor, abandoned by all dance partners for about three seconds.

Well, that's just unacceptable.

Penelope slides in, sweeping the girl into her arms and pulling her into a dance. "Pretty girls shouldn't be alone on the dance floor, ever."