"God, no, why would I do that? That is like a crime." Riley giggles as Ferdie gets a mouth full of marshmallow and takes a monster bite off a cupcake herself. She gets frosting on her mask #2. She completely fails to notice.

"So what's up booboo, don't you wanna boogaloo?" she asks when she's swallowed half the cupcake, already dancing to whatever song is playing right now. It's probably Miley Cyrus or some shit, and it's Riley's jam. "Or does the food need, like, your protection?"