Jesse slumps back in his seat and groans in frustration. "I'm not a creep," he insists. He's had to insist he's not being creepy way too many times in his young life. This should tell you something, Jesse.
He truly believes he's not doing anything wrong, though, so he has no qualms divulging every last detail. "Ivy Templeton told me to stop double dipping in the chocolate fountain," he begins, as if that's the craziest thing a person could ask of him, "And I told her that she's lucky to be eating my spit. Which was a joke!" He pauses there, holding up one finger. It's important that Ree understands he was just kidding.
"But, Merlin willing," he presses his palms together in prayer, "I would very much like to swap spit with Ivy Templeton one day. So, I panicked and pretended to be a twelve-year-old medical savant and then I ran away..."
Not his proudest moment. He pinches the bridge of his nose and mumbles pitifully, "Oh my god, please help me."
Ree & Jesse
Jesse slumps back in his seat and groans in frustration. "I'm not a creep," he insists. He's had to insist he's not being creepy way too many times in his young life. This should tell you something, Jesse.
He truly believes he's not doing anything wrong, though, so he has no qualms divulging every last detail. "Ivy Templeton told me to stop double dipping in the chocolate fountain," he begins, as if that's the craziest thing a person could ask of him, "And I told her that she's lucky to be eating my spit. Which was a joke!" He pauses there, holding up one finger. It's important that Ree understands he was just kidding.
"But, Merlin willing," he presses his palms together in prayer, "I would very much like to swap spit with Ivy Templeton one day. So, I panicked and pretended to be a twelve-year-old medical savant and then I ran away..."
Not his proudest moment. He pinches the bridge of his nose and mumbles pitifully, "Oh my god, please help me."