Shiiiiiit. Of course that's the next logical question. And the very last question that Jacob wants to answer. He's reasonably certain that the boy before him is the hero of his Hogwarts days, Dimi Evercreech. A boy who is still way too close for comfort. Because right now anywhere other than the other side of the fucking room is way too close.

If ever there was a time to embrace being a Coppertale it was now.

"Fuck off," Jacob answers, pushing off the wall and shoving his way past Dimi.

Okay, now to go back to being a Ravenclaw and get the fuck away as fast as possible.