Exactly. I think we'll have moderate success with our trickery, but we'll have to do some sitcom bumbling around or else it's just not realistic. Ravi's coming, quick! Go borrow the good china from your parents! Cover the hole in the wall with a poor reproduction of a Monet! Order out and put it on the borrowed china to make it look like we can cook!

Honestly my current plan if I don't sort out an apprenticeship is mess around in New York for a year or something however long doing whatever freelance work I can find. So. Having a roommate is a thing.