Today is a mandatory day of fun; permission to swat if you begin complaining? And yeah, that's the plan. Drunk Vol Volleyball, beach, et cetera. No textbooks in sight. Probably.

You're the brother of the groom so if you think we can pull that off without drawing too much fire then I support you. But are you sure you're not just looking for an excuse to hole up in a corne [...] The cake shouldn't be too big, though. The other guests may expect a stripper.