After the bachelor party

[gdilevi]

[His lines of writing are sloppier than usual and slope downward.]

i m jus so happy     like nice job cris on securing that booty (TOMORROW!!!) we weep tears of joy for you


cecil booty A++++ tho    MY GOD!!!!   like im thank god every day for a boy that fine and COOKS and lets me touch

NEway dear diary,

day 3 and i am trapped in this laber labirenth labia and   no matter where i go the walls seem to shift from the path i came

i once heard voices of my comrades but now all i hear is the sound of my footsteps down empty hallways.   all i have for rations is fancy chocolate mints i stole by the fistful from a restaraunt the other day. i alread y ate half but i TOLD myself no more but then i ate one more after telling myself that was going to be my last one and that's IT


dear diary,

i have no impulse control

[Added a few minutes later.]

ESTOY PERDIDO EN ESTA CASA GIGANTE.

Comments

[choneychurch]

I'm not drunk.

[peanutbuttercup]

* most of us are very drunk

[choneychurch]

[...] Yeah. It's been quite a night.

[peanutbuttercup]

i love you, cecil. i wanted you to know that. you're amazing.

[gdilevi]

ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND


I MAY BE LOST BUT I AM NOT OUT OF THE PICTURE YET!!!

[peanutbuttercup]

NO I JUST THINK HE'S GREAT

[gdilevi]

LIKELY story

and v tru

[peanutbuttercup]

i'm gonna tweet

[gdilevi]

but if i die here take good care of him pls

[peanutbuttercup]

don't die pls

[gdilevi]

its so dark in here