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[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Good Lord, I'm glad to be here at last. It was a great summer and all but that bus ride amirite? Some of y'all know what I'm talking about and it ain't the ones from California. Why they don't just get a couple more buses or pick us up and head back once they're done with a state is beyond me. Or just floo. Flooing is a thing! Portkeys! Personal side-along apparation like we're dangerous criminals! All kinds of ways to do this besides the one that leaves me with a sore ass every damn time.

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[dominant.insanejournal.com]

Floo makes me wanna die. I'd rather ride a camel the whole way.

[threatens]

Hey, Californians suffer too. By the time I'm getting on the bus, the rest of you smell rancid.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

What's the hangup? Allergies? Floo powder would be a helluva allergy.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

EXCUSE YOU I smell like peach pie and yellow roses.

[dominant.insanejournal.com]

The hang up's in the whole thing. First you gotta step in fire and there's all kinds of smoke and it's hot and then you're on the worst roller coaster in the world. I LOVE roller coasters but I can't think of anything else to compare it to, flooing just turns my guts inside out. I throw up during and after, hell, sometimes before. I would literally rather be dragged across the country by my toenails than go by floo ever.

[threatens]

Well shit, I knew I should've been born a year earlier. Seniors get spoiled with that l'eau de Turner.

How you doing, girl? Ready to WIN FUCKIN EVERYTHING again?

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Hell, that's one way to make an entrance. No floo for you then if you insist. They can sidealong frogmarch you instead. That'll be great for your image.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

We're a privileged few. Just imagine how lucky my roomies are!

Yknow, I thought about that long and hard this summer, if I really needed to keep winning at every goddamn thing or if it's time to step down and let someone else have the spotlight for a change and reign over the school. And then I started laughing like a goddamn fool so short answer is, YES I AM. TOTAL DOMINATION.

[bambae]

Would all that really work with how much luggage we're bringing?

I think they should step into the new age and teach our fellow students about air planes. It'll be much of the same but then we could sleep, which makes it infinitely better.

[cygninae]

Yeah I like this idea.

[cygninae]

Bonding experience?

[birdbrainy]

I dunno, the 20 minutes I spend on the bus between Idaho and Utah can be pretty rough.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

The ones from Canada definitely fuckin hear you.

[blinkah.insanejournal.com]

Seriously, true. They have trains and buses and stuff, you'd think they'd look into airplanes or something.

[bambae]

How'd that bonding go for you?


I had a deep and immersive three hour talk with Diego.

[bambae]

Or lend us a fucking dragon.

[cygninae]

I don't bond.

That sounds like hell. You survive ok?

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Aw hell.

They can probably use the busses for our luggage. I won't need most of my stuff right away.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

We can bond when we get here!

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

He had to chew off his leg to escape. It was gruesome.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

20 minutes, oh wah. How d'you ever survive it?

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

There's really gotta be a better way to do it. Someone oughta make THAT their senior project.

[birdbrainy]

Mostly by watching less than a full episode of Family Guy on my phone.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

I like the dragon idea. Thinking outside the box!

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

Is that what you were up to? I thought you were texting your girlfriend.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

Damn, that's genius.

[overturn.insanejournal.com]

I pretty much am a genius, it's true.

[thecourtier.insanejournal.com]

I'd be kinda half tempted to make it mine if I didn't already have an idea.

[orangepip]

But the scenery was so pretty!