That's true! Impossible to know the truth. You just gotta go with what's in your gut. And I know in my gut that hamsters have souls but also that I love hamburgers? So I don't know if that makes me a bad person???

You know, I think maybe if I have a guardian angel, it's just a slow one. Like a snail or something? Cuz I haven't died yet. But maybe they are just like a mean little hamster with a harp, some baby carrots tucked into their cheeks and a chip on their shoulder.

What if our guardian angels are the same as our patronuses? That might explain why I keep hurting myself.