gooseberryhigh | [posted before the Grotto party]

[Coppertale Quidditch]

I've already fuckin said this to all of you, but I know how hard-of-hearing you complete assholes are, so I'm saying it again: don't get wasted at the party. I don't fuckin care if your school's rejected you or your girlfriend's dumped you or you've got a fatal fuckin disease that's gonna kill you in two months. If you can still mount a broom, you can still play, and you're sure as hell going to play during Saturday morning practice. Anyone who's late or performing like shit is getting benched on Sunday. Fuckin remember to drink water! Shit.

We'll go over strategy again during practice, but anyone who's got thoughts on our approach can voice them now. We've worked damn hard to get here. It might not have been the easiest year, but you've taken everything I've thrown at you, and shown up 110% for Coppertale even with playing for the school team. ~~I know I haven't been the greatest~~ Sunday's our time to show what Coppertale's made of. Don't fuckin let me down.

[Ebonhide–Coppertale Alliance]

Hey, Fiori. Tomorrow, we've got that block of practice that spans 9 to noon. What do you think of getting another joint session in? Your Seeker still needs some stretching, and my Chasers still need work dodging Bludgers.

And I just wanna say... it's your prerogative to tell us to fuck off. No hard feelings. But thank you all anyway for training with us. Coppertale's going to do their goddamn best to blast Ribbonfin off the rankings, even if I gotta kill everyone on this team for it.

[Clementine]

Yo. I need you to hook me up with more glitter ASAP. As much as you can grab without Vee noticing.

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I think my arms have grown half a centimeter since the last game, I almost feel normal now.

I'd never turn down an opportunity to do planks or puke with double the teams.
We'll be there. Looking forward to you knocking them out on Sunday.

[...]

I'll be there. Leo and I will put your Chasers through their paces.

Me and Roxie's been working on some new beater techniques we can show you tomorrow. I took notes during the last game. If we're gonna win, we need to come up with techniques to combat Ribbonfin's playing style, but we can lift some of their techniques too.

Is it for a prom related activity?

Chris and I have been working on increasing our oneness.

I wouldn't compromise our synergy by getting wasted at parties, Cap.

We're so one we're seconds away from stitching ourselves together. We got this.

and we already learned Chris and Roxie can literally knock 'em out and just get ten minutes on the bench

If only our destiny as conjoined twins wouldn't interfere with our flying.

I can't endorse that.

...If I say no, are you going to refuse to rob your best friend for me?

I feel like that might be the very fine line where we cross from endearingly bloodthirsty and into possibly problematic.

I'll still do it but I might give you a really hard time about it first

Neither of us got benched.

Officially.

Whatever. If your fuckin New Agey crap nets us the Cup, I'll let you be as "one" as you want.

There's gonna be a Quidpong tournament. It's like fuckin catnip for the competitive assholes in this house. Why the fuck do we always have parties right before games?

Neither did Delgado technically and I bet Sy's gonna be way more lax about it than Avery was

We're not competitive. I'm not sure what you're trying to insinuate, sir.

that's really the zone you're gonna wanna exist in as Coppertales and beaters anyway, isn't it?

It's all in how you do the knocking.

Probably.

But I don't play dirty. My hits are clean.

Maybe.

But with finesse.

This is exactly the shit that makes people say I'm a bad captain, Decourt.

i'd NEVER say that about you

As far as a large number of uninformed individuals are concerned, our whole existence is New Agey. We're just embracing fate, etc.

I am an angel. An angel who prefers watching other people be idiots.

So long as we're all agreed. When I say "do whatever the fuck it takes to win," I'm not advocating anything specific.

If any of you pulled that, you'd be benched for the rest of your lives, and I'd find a way.

Don't worry! I am definitely going to be ON POINT for Sunday. I wouldn't let you down, cap.

the art of implication

It's [...] for my team. Figured I might show them I'm supportive or whatever.

Hmm. you are TECHNICALLY still my enemy

Surprised Fiori hasn't hooked you up to some medieval torture device yet.

Hey. Vee would do it. She loves her friends more than competition.

too bad you asked me and not Vee

We're gonna have to reserve a special vomit corner. Have you practiced for an hour with puke on the field? Shit.

[...] Thanks. And hey—whatever you need in the next two weeks, to knock Azurcrest down a peg. We'll help.

Can't prove anything if it's not in writing.

I got really good at vanishing charms for this specific reason.

~~We don't need~~ [...] I appreciate that. It'd be good to go out strong.

You're more fun to flirt with.

awwwwwww you like me

Cool. I'm too used to how Chris and Roxie fly, you know? Easy to get complacent. At least I know you and Fiori won't hold back on smearing us on the ground.

Exactly. Enough to steal glitter for you, if glitter collections was a fuckin thing anyone did in Coppertale.

All right. I'll see what I can do on short notice, cause you're cute. but no promises.

Aw, Leo. I'm sure nobody's dumb enough to get that drunk.

Yeah. I know. It'll be good practice for us too.

Not a chance.

Won't touch the shitty beer. No loss.

I've got this.

[posted before the Grotto party]

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You are her friend too, Sy! :P

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