Oh CALVIN. How did you know I love being flattered???

I can hang out with everyone at prom NEXT YEAR, you know???? If I'm never going to see you again, then I'd RATHER get haunted at anti-prom!!! Anyway, no one's DIED in the Grotto. Like ten years this school's been here????? I have GREATER ODDS of dying in a motorcycle accident than by forest monster.

Not that we're going to die!!!!!!!