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[tyhawkeswood]

I'm definitely going to miss promposals and random cafeteria flash mobs over lunch.

Congratulations, Briony! Get it, girl! Gotta love these bold freshmen. Who could blame a guy for having to jump in?

[...]

I also maybe just felt like dancing today.

Because I heard back from Sabi.

Guess who's got a job lined up after graduation? This guy! I mean, as long as I don't suddenly flunk out or something.

[Quinn]

Oh. My. God.

Quinn.

I have a job.

You're basically dating an adult now.

I must seem so sophisticated. (Doubtful.)

[...]

Should we celebrate? I feel like we should celebrate.

Comments

[quickbuck]

You guys only think the freshmen are cute cause you're not gonna have to deal with them for another two years

[tyhawkeswood]

Don't worry, Toddy. I love bold sophomores too.

[quickbuck]

Did Charlotte and Hazel tell you to call me that

True fact: it was actually a typo. And you were too quick for me.

[tyhawkeswood]

Maybe? Not a fan?

todd once again foiled by his own creator

[quickbuck]

If they want it to happen I think I just gotta lean into it

[sovain]

So you get to be a professional squirrel now, right?

SORRY TODD. MUSCLE MEMORY.

[tyhawkeswood]

Knowing those two? [...] You should probably just accept it.

Could be worse?

[quickbuck]

It could definitely be worse but I can't risk giving them ideas

[tyhawkeswood]

You know, I looked into it. But it's no good. Everyone wants to pay you in acorns.

Ty

[quinning]

Ask me again, but with sparkles.

[tyhawkeswood]

At least they like you? Well, Hazel does, anywa

Quinn/Ty

[tyhawkeswood]

SHOULD WE CELEBRATE?

[quickbuck]

a blessing and a curse

Quinn/Ty

[quinning]

NO!

Quinn/Ty

[quinning]

My bad, wrong ward.

YES!

[sovain]

Living on acorns would be hard, but you'd get to be a squirrel forever.

ALSO AN OPTION: NOT DOING THAT, THUS SURVIVING MORE THAN AN HOUR OUTSIDE

[quinning]

[tyhawkeswood]

But I have so many non-squirrel goals! It would never work.

HE WOULD SURVIVE AT LEAST TWO HOURS.

[tyhawkeswood]

[tyhawkeswood]

I'm going to stop you there before you start digging a hole, dude.

[ninjaleo]

Woah. Congratulations.

[quickbuck]

they know what they're like. not an insult, just a fact of life

[lilwitchhazel]

OMFG YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the job, not the dancing. Don't, like, encourage the freshmen.

TWO AND A HALF, TOPS.

[quinning]

[tyhawkeswood]

Right? Woah.

Thanks, dude! I'm not surprised Sabi didn't leave me twisting in the wind for too long or anything. I'm definitely her favorite brother. [...] But it's sort of crazy, right?