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[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Real talk: sometimes I am very glad I'm not a Senior Prefect, only a baby one. Which is weird for me because usually I'm not too into the idea of being a baby anything.

No one got killed last night, right? Playing motherfucking detective?


[Azurcrest]
Can we have a check in, my babies? Ree is apparently scared of masked serial killers murdering blue jays in their beds, who knew? Not me. I did not know this about myself til just now.

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[casperkim]

The fucker was long gone by the time we got there and there haven't been any other sightings that I'm aware of. Everyone's fine for now.

Azurcrest

[choneychurch]

I did a headcount last night, Ree. Everyone was safe and sound.

I'm sure this is just someone playing a very mean, very unfunny joke, but I know it's unsettling and we'll do what we can to make everyone feel safe.

Azurcrest

[indiefolk]

We'll look out for one another. Would we lose even more cool points if we started telling everyone to use the buddy system?

Calvin & Hobbs

[evercreep.insanejournal.com]

Wait, you don't think this is real, do you?

It's someone playing a prank, right???

Azurcrest

[riledup]

Everyone's home in my cabin FOR NOW BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CAUGHT THE GUY!!!

Azurcrest

[magitechnically]

I'm okay. Which you already know. I know the teachers will do something but I want my Mom this is really scary.

Essie/Etta

[unregrettable]

There's nothing to be scared of, it's just some dickhead messing around.

Azurcrest

[unregrettable]

Nobody is going to murder me in my own bed.

[chryseis]

Everything is fine, Ree. Nothing to be scared of.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Ok I phrased that poorly. I'm not scared, like, quivering in my bed or something. I'm scared like creeped out. Like, the back of my neck feels kind of crawly? You know? Like something might be coming up behind me.

I wonder if I can order the Ravens to take this jerk out.

[chryseis]

I think it's more irritating than anything else. Though, I wasn't in Clem or Vee's shoes.

How do you know the Ravens aren't planning to take you out??

Essie/Etta

[magitechnically]

Even if it's not THE GHOST, it's still scary if there's someone running around with a knife.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

I don't. I'm choosing to be hopeful. Also, rude.

Essie/Etta

[unregrettable]

I don't think there's anyone at Gooseberry who'd use a knife on another student, but if anything or anyone makes you feel threatened, stun first and ask questions later.

[chryseis]

It was just a question!

Azurcrest

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I'm very much alive.

Essie:/Etta

[magitechnically]

Okay, I'll practice my stunning. Thank you.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Well thank Merlin for that. A night with out murder is a better night than one with.

Re: Azurcrest

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

I know, Daddy Cee, I just like my own head counts too? Creepy shit is creepy.

Re: Azurcrest

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Fuck no. We are Azurcrest, we will always be cool. Also, buddy system could just be a sly way to snuggle with someone all day and that's super cool, fuck your societal norms.

Wanna be my buddy, Diego?

Calvin & Hobbs

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

I mean probably? But what a creepy fucking prank still, you know?

Azurcrest

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Basically I just want us to all sleep in one cabin like a big snugglepile family tonight.

Which I swear is not (just) me trying to get an invitation to come invade your cabin/personal space/bed as per usual but hell, a girl can multitask.

Azurcrest

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

I don't think I really think there's a beknifed murderer wandering the campus but what an asshole prank to pull, the assholeness of it makes me uncomfortable.

Re: Azurcrest

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Ra ra ra! Of course not.

[reehobbs.insanejournal.com]

Don't worry, I won't tell Aunt Susannah you were asking rude questions about my corvidae kingdom.