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[lilwitchhazel]

OK. So. I think we’re all like. Recovering still. But. We did good, Gooseberry. They’re all losers anyways.

[…]

Most of them, anyways. Some are acceptable. Maybe get in a few kisses with the not shitty ones while you can, is all I’m saying.

[Warded to Casey]
I have on good authority (aka from a very charming Hogwarts boy) that I'm a better kisser than you~ SUCK ON THAT, PATTERSON. Too bad, so sad.

(Added *very* shortly after)
[Warded to Casey Ty]
wait shit you can have him he just came back and apparently he’s in love wi
Oh my GOD I’ve made a horrible mistake how do you get boys to stop liking you

Comments

[stclair]

I dunno, I kinda feel like we should refuse to give them our hot Yankee kisses after getting defeated like HAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING I'm not that proud. ;)

[lilwitchhazel]

Lolllll yeahhhhhh don't lie to me Micah, I know you.

I figure we might as well amuse ourselves, right??? Even if they're maybe crazy It's like... asserting dominance, anyways.

Did you get your smooch on??

[bambae]

I mean technically, they're also winners right now.

[stclair]

THIS is the real game!!! Flying a broom and throwing balls through hoops is EASY, but it takes a true master to convince a cute Englishman to stick his tongue in your mouth!!!!!

Hmmmm well! I tried to get Calvin's hot but horrible ex to make out with me.

[lilwitchhazel]

I mean, obviously. Convincing stupid boys to do things takes dedication and skill that no other sport requires!!!

Also gross, you have the worst taste sometimes.

[lilwitchhazel]

Nope, losers >(

[...]

How's your face?

[bambae]

Devilishly handsome

Hazel/Casey

[sunsoutgunsout]

lmao
A S   I F
hogwarts kids are repressed af n don't know shit about kissin
they learned everythin they know from stamps





congrats on your bargain bin booty

[evercreep]

I don't know where to begin.

[evercreep]

I hope everyone on the hunt remembers to take some of that disease-resistant potion.

[cant_even]

We definitely did good.

Also, Hazel, you were great out there!

[lilwitchhazel]

So that elbow managed to improve what you've got going on???

[bambae]

Smartass

Hazel/Casey

[lilwitchhazel]

FALSE he knew some A LOT about kissing.

You're just trash.



And YOU'RE bargain bin booty >(

And jealous.

[lilwitchhazel]

You love me~ ♥

[bambae]

If I wasn't me I might even say I might miss you

[sylla]

I'm quite curious to know this method of discerning which ones are "acceptable" now, actually.

Hazel

[tyhawkeswood]

Not something I have a ton of experience with, Haze.

Were your kisses too powerful for the poor chap?

[professionalcorpse]

is that an official part of the cultural exchange? kissing the not shitty visitors?

[lilwitchhazel]

What do you mean? Nothing like a good end-of-the-semester plague to cap off the end of this shitty school year!

[lilwitchhazel]

1) Probably not someone's ex (exceptions can be made)
2) Not an asshole
3) Didn't elbow Chris in the face
4) Not a crazy pants who falls in love for no reason immediately
4) Not coming here next year

[...]

Mostly the second one, though.

[lilwitchhazel]

We did!! There were lots of sick moves on our end.

Thanks~ ♥

Hazel + Ty

[lilwitchhazel]

:|

This is my time of need, Ty, step up!!!

[...]

My kisses were way too powerful.

[...]

What is wrong with boys?!

[lilwitchhazel]

100%, definitely, cultural exchange. I'm just being a good Gooseberry ambassador.

Isn't kissing cute Americans, like

3/4 of the reason people do the exchange program here anyways?

[professionalcorpse]

you're just helping our guests get the full gooseberry experience. showing them all of the promise and skill that our superior education has granted us.

i dunno? maybe. i mean, can't say i've ever been culturally exchanged?

[sylla]

It's a highly subjective approach all the same, I suppose.

Hazel + Ty

[tyhawkeswood]

Sorry, sorry. But it's sort of f

So what actually happened?

[lilwitchhazel]

Exactly. I'm so glad you understand me. I definitely just want to show these losers that Gooseberry only accepts the best and brightest!! It's purely as a way to boost the school's reputation. Which it maybe needs after

Oh Bash, do I need to help you find someone to exchange some culture with?

[lilwitchhazel]

To be fair, some people make it VERY objectively obvious that they're assholes.

Hazel + Ty

[lilwitchhazel]

Don't cross things out at me, mister!!!!

[...]

Okay well FIRST of all I want you to know that this kid also kissed Casey and said I was way better, so, score one for Hazel.

But on the flipside.

This kid is now "in love" with me. And is ALLEGEDLY going to apply to Gooseberry now.

So.

Score -2000000 for Hazel.

:|

[professionalcorpse]

i do! we're on the same page here. and, i mean, we need some more great points of interest to add to the brochure.

me? no. no, i'm good! i am very good with not being exchanged in a cultural manner.

[lilwitchhazel]

'Gooseberry! Cute ass American kids ready to kiss your face off! Also some good academia or some shit'

Bash are you sure??

Cultural exchange is important to your development.

[professionalcorpse]

we can also offer minors in cuddling and shenanigans.

yep. i am so very sure that my development is perfectly happy where it is. which is lacking in cross-cultural appeal.