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Class of 2014, we'll miss your fashion and your bravery.

Class of 2015, as the dawn is in the distance for our senior year etc, let's consider making our clothing tradition maybe something that includes fun socks instead?

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senior booty shorts day

But that was today.

but what about all the beautiful non-jean shorts of the world

You can't escape Senior Jorts Day.

Like khakis.

What about slightly modifying Senior Jorts Day until it's different, but no one's noticed.

how sequined are khakis

Senior Socks with Sandals Day just doesn't have the same ring to it.

That's because it's not a fun portmanteau. Senior Sockdals Day?

As sequined as you want them to be.

Hmm. Punchy, but mysterious. "What's a sockdal?" They'll say. Fitting for the class of 2015.

I hope that's what they name the yearbook.

Can't wait to get my hands on a leather-bound copy of Sockdals: 2015.

Punchy, but mysterious fully describes at least half of this class.

It's perfect. Just like us.

More reason to not return next year.

Us, and sockdals.

Just for that, I'm sending you two copies. With a full page of sappy writing about how much I miss you. You can't escape Sockdals, Iliya.

You should lead the charge on bringing sockdals back [...] or I guess making them a thing to begin with.

Next year. I'm going to show they're not just for dads on beaches anymore.

New senior project idea: guerrilla trendsetting.

Prefects are leaders, yes? This does not sound like good leadership.

Inclusivity is a super important part of being a prefect. I'm making you feel included. Even though you're leaving us to go hang out in some dank castle in Scotland.

I'll pretend not to notice when you begin this.

Or we could choose not to humiliate ourselves at all.

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