This is why watching films in seclusion is so much easier. In seclusion, no one can hear you yelling vehemently at the screen when the people on it make monumentally poor choices. Well, no one that minds it, at the very least.

"Oh no," he replies, whisper going genuinely mournful for a moment as his brain superimposes beloved childhood television star and shoelace-tying expert Fred McFeely Rogers onto the current movie scenario. "Mr. Rogers would never pull this shit." Then, philosophically: "If this was Mr. Rogers, the ghosts would probably apologize to him for the inconvenience."