Chris is reading the journal post - in his head, not helpfully outloud to Robin - when Tess finds them. "Anon kidnapped a bunch of people," he relays to Tess, and then glances up, and then stops because Tess is way more underdressed than them. "Dude," he says, holding out his letterman jacket to her, because it's kinda fucking cold. "Big brother made a post - he wants us to save them, before they get eaten by the trees. Fast. But he'll also hold time for us - whatever the fuck that means." Then he pauses before saying, "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and just assume we all got kidnapped from our beds and move on, because why the fuck not."