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[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Anyone care to explain why my throat is so sore?


[Birdy]

I'm fairly certain I remember bits of what I said that were not in Russian. If not, thanks. Some terrifying sleeper agent ghost might have grabbed me.

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[riledup]

I've got a few ideas.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I swear to fuck if I end up with mono I'm blaming you.

Katya

[birdbrainy]

No prob. I wouldn't've felt right letting you wander the woods alone anyway.

Katbird

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

A friendly Ent would have saved me eventually.

[indiefolk]

You screamed some really bizarre no-maj song at me for a few minutes. I mean, at the very least that couldn't have helped.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, sorry about that. I'm fairly certain what I was trying to do at that point in time.

[riledup]

Excuse me? I wasn't the one tongue-fucking half the school, LEVI.

Katbird

[birdbrainy]

I've yet to run into any friendly Ents in these woods though. I think they're shy.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Well that wasn't unexpected.

Katbird

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Can a tree be shy?

[riledup]

So the future mono outbreak is his fault.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Can I go hit him with shoes?

Katbird

[birdbrainy]

Sentient trees sure can be. Probably.

Katbird

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I wonder how many of them actually exist but are too shy to speak up.

[gdilevi]

EXCUSE ME, mono takes at least four weeks to show up. It's not me this time.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Hit me up four weeks, Romeo.

[gdilevi]

If I was contagious, then I spread it to at least three or four of Coppertale's Quid players.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Biological warfare is in vogue this season.

[gdilevi]

I'm just doing my part for Azurcrest. And I'd do it again. And again. And again.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

And again. If you take out enough people we might win House Cup finally.

[gdilevi]

Or at least Quidditch Cup. I might lose us some house points for biological warfare, I'm not sure. And then we can all take a celebratory drink out of our Quid cup for the novelty of it, and I can hit all my teammates with mono.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

Only if they can prove you did it with the very intention of taking everyone out. With you it might just be an accident and it isn't like you made them.

[gdilevi]

My intention was just to have a good, consensual time and maybe grab some asses (mission successful) and have mine grabbed (mission also successful). Mono? Mon-oh well, it was worth it.

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

How many times did I grab your ass? I'd have to get a ladder but it's possible.

[gdilevi]

I lost count. Just stack on top of Riley's shoulders, you might be able to reach with teamwork.