"Well, he looks shit," Micah cheerfully informs him, not at all fighting Calvin as he drags him along. "And you look like a badass." He carefully twists his wrist so the safety strap on his camcorder is secure, and skips a couple steps ahead so he and Calvin are walking side-by-side. "But fiiiiine, we can talk about how supremely boring and unimpressive you are, if that's what you really want."