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Yancey Montgomery ([personal profile] hotdish) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh 2017-11-14 04:40 am (UTC)

Big Fish Drunken Pizza Party!!!

Underaged drinking is bad and illegal and you shouldn't do it.

Because you might wind up like Yancey.

Who takes two pieces of pizza, one in each hand, and, over the thrum of Welcome To New York, sings the pizza bagel bites song. (While dancing. With pizza.) "Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time!" And then, because he's drunk, he goes a little off the rails: "When pizza's on a pizza," he puts one slice on top of the other. "You can eat two pizzas at the same time!"

That's...not how the song goes, Yancey. Oh, whatever. He's doing it. He folds the double decker (that's what he's calling it, in his head) in half and shoves a giant bite in his mouth. "Youtube!" Yancey suggests, mouth full of pepperoni.

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