Ursula was helping with charms. Make that 'helping'. There had been all the best intentions to only drink a little, what with Ferdie remaining sober and the whole night going sideways from the start, but then one drink had turned into just one more and now she had a slice of pizza in one hand and her wand in the other, both looking dangerous for different reasons.

And then that comes on the television screen.

She was not drunk enough for this. She would never be drunk enough for this.

"No. Youtube," she decrees, her best EC dictator voice made dull by that last drink. "Someone get me out of this dress. I just want to eat..."

Small demons on the screen finished the sentence for her.