"Well the food costs too much money here," he says. There's some kind of strategy to the dining pass, but he doesn't know if he wants to figure it out. Disney is a scam, you guys, why is he the only one smart enough to realize this? Gosh, y'all really need him. "So I guess it's stand in line for a water ride" (which, holy shit, everyone wanted to do, fucking obviously) "or spend all our money on a bottle of water and subsist on that shit for a couple days." It's not quite that dire, Austin, calm your tits.

After a pause that was honestly too long to seem super cool, he adds: "But, like, what ride do you wanna ride?"