Haha okay, wow, so this is definitely not a date because you have to be like DATING for there to be dates??? And Essie and Jeffy are totally just two friends hanging out who maybe kissed a couple times in a closet, but there was also (infintesimal amounts of) alcohol involved and hidden passages and vampires, so it was kind of a crazy night???
So, Jeffy, if you're kind of confused, no one is really going to blame you.
Essie had been weirdly mum on the whole thing. Not that there hadn't been dozens of discarded letters with the lines "OH MY GOSH, PIPPA!!! You won't BELIEVE what HAPPENED?!?" in them, but then every time she'd tried to actually write what happened it just kind of seemed like the whole thing had been made up and she wanted to barf again. Which was definitely a feeling she had every time she saw Jeffy and it was a miracle that she made it through that last Quidditch match in one piece. And so what if maybe every time she had greeted Jeffy over the past two weeks, it'd been an octave higher than usual. But Essie wasn't being weird, YOU'RE being weird.
But all the weirdness aside, there was basically only one person in the world that Essie would want to hang out with at Disney more than Jeffy, and she was stuck an ocean away so all urges to bolt were being suppressed for the good of the Mouse. (Look, Essie's voice is ALWAYS this high!!!)
On the meal front, well, Essie has more than enough money to take them somewhere fancy. Or, well, she did, but then she kind of kept buying mouse ears and she's almost got a full week rotation now!!! And really, isn't that so much more important than actually putting food in her mouth? But now that Jeffy mentions it, Essie kind of IS feeling hungry??? And if she wants to stay up all night going on rides, then it's PROBABLY a good idea to eat some food. Which... eating food together, just the two fo them... does that maybe qualify as a DATE??? Wait, oh gosh, when did this become a date??? Essie just wants to eat a hot dog so she can ride Splash Mountain like a hundred more times???
"Um, YEAH. Totally!!!" Essie agrees to... something that Jeffy just said. Wow, okay, just breathe, Essie!!! "How sproingy do you think the curly fries are, because if they don't like BOUNCE all the way to the next table..." A pause. A shift to twang. Ut oh. "Then I reckon there needs to be some words exchanged with these fry manglin' city slickers." Yeah!!! Allright!!! Way to not be weird!!!
DAY THREE: Jeffy & Essie vs. Fried Food
So, Jeffy, if you're kind of confused, no one is really going to blame you.
Essie had been weirdly mum on the whole thing. Not that there hadn't been dozens of discarded letters with the lines "OH MY GOSH, PIPPA!!! You won't BELIEVE what HAPPENED?!?" in them, but then every time she'd tried to actually write what happened it just kind of seemed like the whole thing had been made up and she wanted to barf again. Which was definitely a feeling she had every time she saw Jeffy and it was a miracle that she made it through that last Quidditch match in one piece. And so what if maybe every time she had greeted Jeffy over the past two weeks, it'd been an octave higher than usual. But Essie wasn't being weird, YOU'RE being weird.
But all the weirdness aside, there was basically only one person in the world that Essie would want to hang out with at Disney more than Jeffy, and she was stuck an ocean away so all urges to bolt were being suppressed for the good of the Mouse. (Look, Essie's voice is ALWAYS this high!!!)
On the meal front, well, Essie has more than enough money to take them somewhere fancy. Or, well, she did, but then she kind of kept buying mouse ears and she's almost got a full week rotation now!!! And really, isn't that so much more important than actually putting food in her mouth? But now that Jeffy mentions it, Essie kind of IS feeling hungry??? And if she wants to stay up all night going on rides, then it's PROBABLY a good idea to eat some food. Which... eating food together, just the two fo them... does that maybe qualify as a DATE??? Wait, oh gosh, when did this become a date??? Essie just wants to eat a hot dog so she can ride Splash Mountain like a hundred more times???
"Um, YEAH. Totally!!!" Essie agrees to... something that Jeffy just said. Wow, okay, just breathe, Essie!!! "How sproingy do you think the curly fries are, because if they don't like BOUNCE all the way to the next table..." A pause. A shift to twang. Ut oh. "Then I reckon there needs to be some words exchanged with these fry manglin' city slickers." Yeah!!! Allright!!! Way to not be weird!!!