Spencer lets out a bark of laughter. Sure, the night wasn't unfolding exactly how he imagined, but he's not ready for dramatics quiet yet.

"How could I be bored?" Spencer throws his hands up, causing him to teeter a little on the edge. He grabs the railing again and continues as though nothing happened. "I can do whatever I want. I could ask you to dance, for instance. Assuming you're into guys, I mean."